Thread: Innocent Children Horribly Brainwashed Into Liberal Immorality

Holy Ass, everyone! Just when you think it's safe to let your children read books again, the school library fights back, striking fear back into our hearts! How in God's name can we completely trust the school to raise and educate our children from the ground up, when they're letting kids get access to all sorts of things that we don't like!

Ever since the counter-culture liberal birkenstock hippie commie revolution take over of the education system in the 60's, it seems like the school just isn't the all inclusive parent/nanny that we want it to be! Can't we go back to the day where the school would do everything for us and if they did something we didn't like, we'd force them to conform to our beliefs and censor any material we felt offended by? I mean, shit, kids these days feel all comfortable around interracial couples and homos, whats next, they're going to start to accept Muslims and Mexicans, too?!

I mean, what's next, kids are going learn about what sex and heroin is!? What kind of crap is that!

The bottom line is, I know whats best for my children and your children. And if you don't agree, then I don't think you have the right to speak!

Poison In Our Libraries

Feature by Steve Crampton
June 12, 2006

(AgapePress) - Laurie Taylor is the mother of two school age children. She lives in Fayetteville, Arkansas. Like most parents, she cares about her kids' education. So, when she discovered the school library had a sexually explicit book, It's Perfectly Normal, aimed at elementary age students, she did what any concerned parent would do: she went to the administration and asked that it be removed, along with two other books with similar themes.

http://headlines.agapepress.org/archive/6/122006a.asp

I wonder why the school objected to getting parental consent for these books to be checked out. Seems like a logical solution to me!

Originally Posted by Speakeasy

Holy Ass, everyone! Just when you think it's safe to let your children read books again, the school library fights back, striking fear back into our hearts! How in God's name can we completely trust the school to raise and educate our children from the ground up, when they're letting kids get access to all sorts of things that we don't like!

Ever since the counter-culture liberal birkenstock hippie commie revolution take over of the education system in the 60's, it seems like the school just isn't the all inclusive parent/nanny that we want it to be! Can't we go back to the day where the school would do everything for us and if they did something we didn't like, we'd force them to conform to our beliefs and censor any material we felt offended by? I mean, shit, kids these days feel all comfortable around interracial couples and homos, whats next, they're going to start to accept Muslims and Mexicans, too?!

I mean, what's next, kids are going learn about what sex and heroin is!? What kind of crap is that!

The bottom line is, I know whats best for my children and your children. And if you don't agree, then I don't think you have the right to speak!


http://headlines.agapepress.org/archive/6/122006a.asp

Bestiality, incest, homosexuality....OH MY!!

Oh, agapepress. Got an alternate source for that?

Oh shit, we've lost Speakeasy to the dark side.

It's so sad.

When's the book burning?

And all of the GWAR videos and CDs should be available too.

In elementary schools.

And computers with constant access to "the huns yellow pages". ( google it )

Yeah.

We need to have our kids know what "freedumb" and sex and goathumping is all about

For LUNCH

Macaroni and sleaze

And:

~~ Ass bologne ~~

~~ the san francisco meat ~~

Poor children... They might grow up to think that sex is "normal"! What's next, raping kittens?

Sorry.

Up in # 6 there I MEANT fuckaroni and sleaze.

Not macaroni and sleaze.

There's a difference.

Originally Posted by Speakeasy

Holy Ass, everyone! Just when you think it's safe to let your children read books again, the school library fights back, striking fear back into our hearts! How in God's name can we completely trust the school to raise and educate our children from the ground up, when they're letting kids get access to all sorts of things that we don't like!

Ever since the counter-culture liberal birkenstock hippie commie revolution take over of the education system in the 60's, it seems like the school just isn't the all inclusive parent/nanny that we want it to be! Can't we go back to the day where the school would do everything for us and if they did something we didn't like, we'd force them to conform to our beliefs and censor any material we felt offended by? I mean, shit, kids these days feel all comfortable around interracial couples and homos, whats next, they're going to start to accept Muslims and Mexicans, too?!

I mean, what's next, kids are going learn about what sex and heroin is!? What kind of crap is that!

The bottom line is, I know whats best for my children and your children. And if you don't agree, then I don't think you have the right to speak!


http://headlines.agapepress.org/archive/6/122006a.asp

I certainly hope that was intended as sarcastic

Originally Posted by doniston

I certainly hope that was intended as sarcastic

One can only hope. I mean I agree that some material should be left to a mature age till being read, but book burning and the road to Mccarthyism isn't going to solve anything.