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    CHOCOLATE WARNING


    With Valentines coming up, I just felt like this was too important not to forward on. Be careful with chocolate!!!




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    DO YOU EAT CHOCOLATE?

    We were raised on chocolate as kids and even into adulthood. I will never eat it again. I hope from now on you will throw yours away whenever you are given any. It seems as though nothing is safe to eat anymore.

    This is what happens when you eat chocolate!

    THIS IS A MEDICAL WARNING!!
    It could happen to you, your family and friends!!


    Chocolate can cause SMALL FEET !!

    Warn everyone !!
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    The worst thing is the look on their faces... in their own minds they are smoking hot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs. M View Post
    CHOCOLATE WARNING


    With Valentines coming up, I just felt like this was too important not to forward on. Be careful with chocolate!!!




    Looks Good, right???












    DO YOU EAT CHOCOLATE?

    We were raised on chocolate as kids and even into adulthood. I will never eat it again. I hope from now on you will throw yours away whenever you are given any. It seems as though nothing is safe to eat anymore.

    This is what happens when you eat chocolate!

    THIS IS A MEDICAL WARNING!!
    It could happen to you, your family and friends!!


    Chocolate can cause SMALL FEET !!

    Warn everyone !!
    Aw God! eeewww!!!
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    You see, now that is EXACTLY why I drink on VDay.


    If you must have chocolate, I think Godiva makes a liqueur.

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    Urgh, chocolate liquer is horrible though! Tia Maria and Baileys and stuff like that is awful.
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    I just threw up a little in my mouth...

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    poor Steve

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    Quote Originally Posted by Miranda View Post
    You see, now that is EXACTLY why I drink on VDay.


    If you must have chocolate, I think Godiva makes a liqueur.
    Yay! I no longer have to choose between getting fatter and getting drunker...
    you've just made my day
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    Quote Originally Posted by Archer View Post
    The worst thing is the look on their faces... in their own minds they are smoking hot.
    They probably are. They're so fat, they probably sweat while they sleep. Think of the strain on their bodies just to stay alive!
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    Mrs. M. You either have some real perverted internet habits or some real perverted friends to send you this stuff...

    But thanks for helping me to realise that my assistant is right. I am NOT fat!

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