Thread: Funny Facebook Statuses

Originally Posted by Traveler

No wonder the Houston Astro's are hearing the chant of "Who's your daddy?" in the stands...i thought it was something to do with baseball!

Originally Posted by Mrs. M

Yeah, especially in this area since all the N.O. folks moved in!!!

LMAO. I'm sure there was another saying then though. Does the song, "when the levies break" ring a bell? How about the saying, "my water broke"? They're just getting back into the swing of things now. (no pun intended (or was it?) )

Originally Posted by RRAHH

LMAO. I'm sure there was another saying then though. Does the song, "when the levies break" ring a bell? How about the saying, "my water broke"? They're just getting back into the swing of things now. (no pun intended (or was it?) )

Loved this one:

A rooster and a cat were by a pool. The cat fell in and the rooster laughed. The moral of the story is 'wherever you find a wet pussy you'll find a happy cock' .

Originally Posted by Mrs. M

Loved this one:

A rooster and a cat were by a pool. The cat fell in and the rooster laughed. The moral of the story is 'wherever you find a wet pussy you'll find a happy cock' .

OMFG! I nearly spat my drink on my keyboard. That is something I'd have to have as a bumper sticker if I had a car.

Originally Posted by RRAHH

OMFG! I nearly spat my drink on my keyboard. That is something I'd have to have as a bumper sticker if I had a car.

I look this one:

To all the girls who are in a hurry to have a boyfriend or get married, a piece of Biblical advice: "Ruth patiently waited for her mate Boaz." While you are waiting on YOUR Boaz, dont settle for any of his relatives: Broke-az, Po-az, Lyin-az, Cheatin-az, Dumb-az, Drunk-az, Cheap-az, Lockedup-az, , Goodfornothin-az, Lazy-az, & especially his third cousin Beatinyo-az. Wait on your Boaz and make sure he respects Yoaz!

That was excellent.