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Lady in Pink
Funny Facebook Statuses
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How do you expect kids to listen to their parents when Tarzan lives half naked, Cinderella comes home at midnight, Pinocchio lies all the time, Aladdin is the king of thieves, Batman drives at 200 mph, Sleeping Beauty is lazy, and Snow White lives with 7 guys. We shouldn't be surprised when kids misbehave, they get it from their story books.
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[FONT="Comic Sans MS"][SIZE="4"][COLOR="Indigo"]I live in LOUISIANA, where flip flops come out in February, we don't have fire flies, we have "lightning bugs", we don't have crayfish in the creeks, we have "crawfish" in the ditch, "taters" are mandatory, "y'all" is a proper noun, chicken is fried, biscuits come with gravy, sweet tea is the house wine, and you never, ever disrespect your elders. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
Lady in Pink
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Dear Duck, Do not cross the road. Trust me, you will never ever hear the end of it. Sincerely, Chicken.
Hi I'm Spongebob! I have a new song: it goes "Who lives in a Pineapple under the sea? Spongebob Squarepants! Who died in an oil spill because of BP?"
Just realized that after Sunday, Monday, & Tuesday, the calendar says W.T.F.!
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[FONT="Comic Sans MS"][SIZE="4"][COLOR="Indigo"]I live in LOUISIANA, where flip flops come out in February, we don't have fire flies, we have "lightning bugs", we don't have crayfish in the creeks, we have "crawfish" in the ditch, "taters" are mandatory, "y'all" is a proper noun, chicken is fried, biscuits come with gravy, sweet tea is the house wine, and you never, ever disrespect your elders. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
Joint Chiefs of Staff Member
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ROTFLMFAO!!! Damn, Mrs. M. Those are fucking hilarious.
[CENTER]Y0u'r3 31th3r pr0, 0r y0u'r3 a n00b![/CENTER]
Joint Chiefs of Staff Member
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Facebook is terrible.
Everywhere these F-Buttons on devices and webpages
F like ????
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Lady in Pink
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If you don't like facebook, fine, but was it really necessary to come trolling?Originally Posted by Bleipriester
Facebook is terrible.
Everywhere these F-Buttons on devices and webpages
F like ????
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[FONT="Comic Sans MS"][SIZE="4"][COLOR="Indigo"]I live in LOUISIANA, where flip flops come out in February, we don't have fire flies, we have "lightning bugs", we don't have crayfish in the creeks, we have "crawfish" in the ditch, "taters" are mandatory, "y'all" is a proper noun, chicken is fried, biscuits come with gravy, sweet tea is the house wine, and you never, ever disrespect your elders. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
Joint Chiefs of Staff Member
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Facebook is fine by me. I just don´t like that stupid buttons everywhere.
Why is that trolling?
My cooling fan has a facebook button, too. When pushing the button, the massage "Now ventilating" appears on my facebook profile.
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Lady in Pink
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This was my daughter's facebook status last night:
My Angel Madie just hurt my feelings pretty bad. She fell and I was hugging her then I kissed her nose where her booboo was and she told me "your kisses are broke, it still hurts!!!"
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[FONT="Comic Sans MS"][SIZE="4"][COLOR="Indigo"]I live in LOUISIANA, where flip flops come out in February, we don't have fire flies, we have "lightning bugs", we don't have crayfish in the creeks, we have "crawfish" in the ditch, "taters" are mandatory, "y'all" is a proper noun, chicken is fried, biscuits come with gravy, sweet tea is the house wine, and you never, ever disrespect your elders. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
Dejected Republican
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Ha ha ha ha....
Ahh...that was worth reading. (Alright, maybe i feel a little bad for Amanda, but that was hilarious).
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Joint Chiefs of Staff Member
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[CENTER]Y0u'r3 31th3r pr0, 0r y0u'r3 a n00b![/CENTER]
Lady in Pink
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I got a kick out of this one:
I FIGURED IT OUT! Shampoo Alert! I was conditioning my hair in the shower; I read the shampoo bottle. The shampoo I use that runs down my entire body says "for extra volume and body"! Seriously!? Duh! It's SO clear to me now why I'm a "full body w/excess volume"! Tomorrow I'm switching to DAWN dish soap. It says right on the label "dissolves fat that is otherwise difficult to remove."
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[FONT="Comic Sans MS"][SIZE="4"][COLOR="Indigo"]I live in LOUISIANA, where flip flops come out in February, we don't have fire flies, we have "lightning bugs", we don't have crayfish in the creeks, we have "crawfish" in the ditch, "taters" are mandatory, "y'all" is a proper noun, chicken is fried, biscuits come with gravy, sweet tea is the house wine, and you never, ever disrespect your elders. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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