Thread: New National Symbol

This was simply outright stolen from someone posting on another forum but I figure it's OK because I'm pretty sure that it originated in an Email about 10 decades ago.

The US government today announced that it is changing its national symbol to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.

Like Germany/Europe.

And the people always choose a condom when they have sex every four years.

That is some funny shit.

It could be worse.

France's national symbol is a cock.

Although, unfortunately, it's only this type:

ah, oui, oui, all over myself.

They had e-mail 10 decades ago?

Originally Posted by C-B-M

They had e-mail 10 decades ago?

another senior moment

Originally Posted by C-B-M

They had e-mail 10 decades ago?

Originally Posted by Moonglow

another senior moment

They certainly did! It was called "express" and it came on ponies! email was way more fun back then.

Originally Posted by lutherf

This was simply outright stolen from someone posting on another forum but I figure it's OK because I'm pretty sure that it originated in an Email about 10 decades ago.

I recall that line from the Carter era......


FYI - Canada's national symbol is the beaver.....

mmmm, beaver