Thread: Ways to tell that you are dating a psycho

You know you're dating a psycho when she calls the cops on you, while you're calling for an ambulance, because you've realized that something's wrong with her and suspect that she's supposed to be on some kind of meds. Then, when the cops and the paramedics show up, they all recognize her as the girl who was trying to jump off her roof last week. Yeah.

Originally Posted by Jefe

You know you're dating a psycho when she calls the cops on you, while you're calling for an ambulance, because you've realized that something's wrong with her and suspect that she's supposed to be on some kind of meds. Then, when the cops and the paramedics show up, they all recognize her as the girl who was trying to jump off her roof last week. Yeah.

There has GOT to be a story behind that!

Originally Posted by lutherf

There has GOT to be a story behind that!

Lol.. I pretty much just told you the best part. She was a girl I met at a bar in Queens, went on a couple of dates with her. I thought she was just a wild girl, it was fun at first, then it got scarey real quick.

Originally Posted by Jefe

Lol.. I pretty much just told you the best part. She was a girl I met at a bar in Queens, went on a couple of dates with her. I thought she was just a wild girl, it was fun at first, then it got scarey real quick.

That's absolutely a classic!

Originally Posted by tsquare

"You know you're a psycho if all the voices in your head can't agree"

tsquare? This post is fucking epic.

Thats what dial-up internet is for.

Dude, crazy chicks are sexy.

It's like eating peppers; yeah the first couple of minutes burns like hell, but after a while you start thinking "Damn that was good, I kinda want another one."

I've dated more than a few psychos. But this one stands out in the crowd. This girl took me out into the woods and I thought maybe she was the outdoorsy type and wanted to do it in the woods. Instead she wanted me to meet her son.


If she keeps her dead baby in a shoe box in the woods behind the ice skating rink...

You might be dating a psycho.

Originally Posted by hairballxavier

I've dated more than a few psychos. But this one stands out in the crowd. This girl took me out into the woods and I thought maybe she was the outdoorsy type and wanted to do it in the woods. Instead she wanted me to meet her son.

Was her son in the woods then? Or what?

Originally Posted by C-B-M

Was her son in the woods then? Or what?

Didn't you read the rest of the post?

Yes, her dead decaying baby son was in a shoe box hidden in this small wooded area behind the ice skating rink where we met. We went out there and she started unwrapping something in a blue tarp. It was a shoe box. Then she opened up the box and I nearly soiled my drawers when I realized what I was looking at.