Miller is joining Fox News as a contributor of political commentary on Hannity and Colmes (STORY). I can think of nothing that could boost Fox’s credibility as a news source better than hiring an unfunny comedian whose primary talent is the incessant habit of laughing at his own lame jokes. I believe CNN is planning to retaliate by adding Carrot Top as an investigative reporter.

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But at least Carrot Top is funny...

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"Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism, and exposing the country to greater danger."
Herman Goering

Well, funnier than Dennis Miller anyway.

Carrot top is fucking cut. He could probably beat the crap out of any of us. And that would probably be the most embarrassing thing that could ever happen to a mortal human being.

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"[I]I'm too fiscally conservative for the Democrats and too socially liberal for the Republicans, like 75% of the American people[/I]."
—Governor Angus King

Somehow I doubt Lewis Black is worried.

Now, see, I remember years ago seeing a Carrot Top deal on TV. It was fucking hilarious.



Maybe I was just stoned.

Hard to remember.




Maybe Carrot Top kicking Dennis Miller's ass would be funny?

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"Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism, and exposing the country to greater danger."
Herman Goering

Carrot Top was pretty funny when he went berserk on a recent episode of Reno 911...

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"[I]I'm too fiscally conservative for the Democrats and too socially liberal for the Republicans, like 75% of the American people[/I]."
—Governor Angus King

Maybe I missed that one. Or maybe you were stoned

i would fucking kill myself if i got my ass beat by carrot top

fuck that would like fuck up the space time continuuuuu mmmmmm

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I used to think Dennis Miller was hilarious when he was on SNL. I liked his attitude. He seemed like such a badass (well in the start of a show he's driving in a convertible.)

However, as I got older (and so did he) his jokes just got incredibly lame. It's so pseudo-intellectual and tortured. Fine addition to Fox then.


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