Thread: Winners of the 2009 USPOL Awards

Okay folks...the polls are closed and now we'll announce the winners. The votes in a few categories were so close that I'm wondering if anyone is going to demand a recount!

1) Most funniest poster: Speakeasy
2) Most helpful/considerate poster: O'Sullivan Bere
3) Best Avatar: Speakeasy
4) Favorite Thread: Texas Versus Virginia
5) Most likely to be a computer macro: Analyst
6) Most respected liberal poster: O'Sullivan Bere
7) Best Signature: Miranda
8) Most optimistic poster: Speakeasy
9) Most spiritual poster: Mrs. M
10) Poster you'd most like to have a beer with: drgoodtrips
11) Most active poster: Si Modo
12) Poster most likely to change your mind: O'Sullivan Bere
13) Poster everyone seems to like: Mrs. M
14) Most informative poster: O'Sullivan Bere
15) Most respected conservative poster: Traveler
16) Poster who uses the most analogies: drgoodtrips
17) Most diplomatic poster: O'Sullivan Bere
18) Poster who starts the most interesting threads: Speakeasy
19) Most rational poster: O'Sullivan Bere
20) Most patriotic poster: Rakkasan
21) Poster who gets their point across with fewest words: Steve
22) Poster who uses the most links: O'Sullivan Bere
23) Rookie of the year: Tanngrisnir3
24) USPOL Staff Member of the Year: O'Sullivan Bere
25) USPOL Poster of the Year: Speakeasy

Thanks for all the work you put in Mrs. M, and thanks to Speakeasy for running the whole awards ceremony well, he'll be online in the next few days after he's finished having sex with those pygmies to continue on with the next part of our awards show.

Stay tuned, we have something special to come...

Originally Posted by Traveler

Thanks for all the work you put in Mrs. M, and thanks to Speakeasy for running the whole awards ceremony well, he'll be online in the next few days after he's finished having sex with those pygmies to continue on with the next part of our awards show.

Stay tuned, we have something special to come...

Speakeasy isn't the only one that's going to have sex with pygmies! All of you that didn't vote for "Please ignore this thread" have been cursed! (Of course, Speakeasy may be the only one that actually enjoys it.)

He'll be sore in the morning...

I didn't actually vote in some of the threads btw, i was gonna split any tied votes but i went out of my way to endorse Texas, over my good friend Hank, my own thread about Keegan, Wallaroo's thread in which i ended up giving medical advice, and Kathak and Doc's threads too!

O'sullivan rounds of the awards as having scooped the most gongs and Speakeasy is our new poster of the year.

Doc held on to the biggest award of the lot, the ppster you'd most like to have a beer with.

I guess you 3 were given a mandate by the forum members...

congrats to all, and thanks for the hard work by those who put it together

Originally Posted by Traveler

Doc held on to the biggest award of the lot, the ppster you'd most like to have a beer with.

The award is absolutely absurd, as it automatically discludes some forum members, including me. Can't we substitute it with "the ppster you'd most like to have a cup of milk with" or something?

Originally Posted by AJG

The award is absolutely absurd, as it automatically discludes some forum members, including me. Can't we substitute it with "the ppster you'd most like to have a cup of milk with" or something?

Don't feel bad...I don't drink beer either...but then again, I don't drink milk! YUK!!!!

Originally Posted by Mrs. M

Don't feel bad...I don't drink beer either...but then again, I don't drink milk! YUK!!!!

You is crazy!

Originally Posted by Donkey_Left

You is crazy!

The mere thought of white milk turns my stomach! As a child, it was either chocolate milk or "coffee milk" which is a glass of milk, a little bit of coffee and sugar. If I eat cereal, I have to add a few spoonfuls of sugar to the bowl even if it's something like Frosted Flakes!